How did Mario become this floating head?
Well, it all started when a Hotel Mario 2 was in production. Hotel Mario 2 was supposedly going to be the greatest Mario game of all time, as it was going to feature the first M-rated Mario title! :O
The plot of Hotel Mario was supposedly going to be somewhat similiar to SGHonk's "Hotel Mario2: Gears of Toasters." The main difference from SGHonk's video to the actual plot of Hotel Mario 2 was the fact that Princess Peach was kidnapped. Not raped and killed like in SGHonk's version. :P
During the production of Hotel Mario 2, Mario had to read an all knew enclosed instruction book! The new one featured all new content on how to defeat the new hotels Mario had to encounter along with some tips and strategies!Anyhoo, it turned out that the enclosed instruction book for Hotel Mario 2 was a phony! BOWSER, who is actually quite nice when not playing his script, switched the real one with a fake!!!! Unfortunately, Mario had not found out about it until too late! Insyead of leading Mario to the "BludandGuts Hotel," it lead Mario to the TUNNEL OF-A DOOM! Mario, not knowing it was the TUNNEL OF-A DOOM, entered the TUNNEL OF-A DOOM thinking it was his hotel, and ran into an evil so scary, Mario cannot reveal who or what it is! This evil captured Mario for OVER 9000 seconds! After waiting anxiously on what this evil would do to Mario, it pranced over to Mario dungeon that Mario was kept in and, with a magic axe, sliced off Mario Head! For some reason, the evil turned Mario into a floating, talking, breathable head! Mario decided to use that to his advantage and escaped!
Since then, Mario has lived the rest of his life as a floating head. And has been teaching children of all ages on how to type-a for the last 17 years!